An Anthropological Experiment: the Breastmilk Latte

07 Sep

It had to be done. In fact, friends have been suggesting it since I first got pregnant. I am currently breastfeeding Miranda and my taste for coffee finally returned post-pregnancy, so why not combine the two? Given the amount of espresso I consume, I’m fairly sure my milk is flavoured anyway…

I am intrigued by how a breastmilk latte would be received in general. I am not planning on selling them, don’t worry! Miranda would object! But, what do people think about the concept? Is it disgusting? Something you’d want to try? kinky even?

Personally I don’t see it as disgusting or anything remotely kinky – breastmilk is a wonderstuff and I am continually fascinated with what my body is capable of doing. This experiment is just an extention of that fascination and curiosity. Miranda is very keen on the stuff and I’d like to know what it tastes like and how it behaves

Making my latte was a little hampered by the fact that Miranda has been very hungry this morning and it therefore took me twenty minutes to manually express about 30ml of milk. Therefore, I decided to go for a breastmilk macchiatto instead.

The espresso was Costa Rican Tres Rios but I can’t make any claims about the quality of it because I was using my home espresso machine, which I know isn’t the best. If I can express any more milk at the weekend I’ll take it down to the Ape van and try it on my professional machine with my awesome Honduran coffee.

The little milk I managed to express was very thick, and frothed very well. It smelled very slightly like canned condensed milk when I heated it, but got up to the same temperature as cow’s milk does without burning or separating. It didn’t quite go as shiny as cow’s milk, but that could be my frothing technique and/or the relatively crap milk wand on that machine!

So, the end result? Pretty damn good. I can see why Miri likes it. Very rich, oddly sweet but perhaps a bit too strong a smell to be completely palatable, though it only smells of Babies. I think a full sized latte would be overwhelmingly sickly to be honest. I am not sure what I was expecting it to taste like – I know breastmilk is so full of goodness and essential vitamins and proteins and enzymes vital to Miranda’s growth and development that I half expected it to taste like a protein shake or some of those ghastly health food smoothies you get in Holland and Barratt or something. It was a relief to find it doesn’t.

Sadly not on sale for public consumption as I have a very exclusive market for it at home, but still, and interesting experiment!


Posted by on September 7, 2010 in Uncategorized


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5 responses to “An Anthropological Experiment: the Breastmilk Latte

  1. weighty

    September 26, 2010 at 6:32 pm

    gonna send this to my mom

  2. mentness

    September 28, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    Bloody hell bel!

    I have always wanted to see what that would be like!

    I have a feeling it would be really rich like gold top! Would probably suit a really small cap!

    • drcoffee

      September 28, 2010 at 5:45 pm

      Come on, I couldn’t NOT try, could I?
      The best I can describe it is almost like what is sometimes called Viennese coffee – espresso with canned condensed milk? So yeah like gold top I guess. The sweetness is off putting, as is the smell! Not really commercially viable at the moment, I’d probably be able to manage a cappuccino if I’d had twins or sommat!

  3. The Only Mateo

    July 27, 2017 at 8:36 am

    I think I would try it. Frankly, I don’t understand the knee jerk reaction of repulsion that everyone has when I have mentioned willingness to taste breast milk in a latte or made into yogurt (I make homemade Greek yogurt as a hobby). Like you said, it’s not a kink thing, but rather a curiosity. And why must it be something so strange at all, when we already consume large amounts of milk from other species on the regular? But our own species… somehow that’s a disgusting idea? I don’t get it.

    • Dr. Coffee

      July 27, 2017 at 10:38 am

      Totally agree! I had more success with my second daughter – better milk supply. It makes more of a breve but it’s good!!


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